To be fair, it's hard to make backless shirts look non-gay in any case.

Stupid sexy Abel.

I know it'll probably be answered next update, but I'm impatient.

Why would Abel dick with Dan's clothes?

>>1899
Heh. That's pretty much how I started reading this comic. :3

>>1899
Because he's a dick

Is it just me, or does Dan look like he's gotten buffer?

Dan shouldn't be hatin' on a guy for trying to improve his wardrobe.

I think he looks spiffy.

>>1914
Well, Amber did say she was making a point to study how to draw muscles.

>>1914

In one of her most recent rants, she mentioned that she's decided to try to do more than one body type for all the guys. As such it looks like Dan is getting quite a bit buffed up.

>>1922

Makes sense. I'd hate to think an adventurer who slew monsters for a living would have a build similar to mine. :V

My word, that is not appropriate attire for school, young lady.

>>1936
Why am I not surprised that she's dressed like a dominatrix?

>>1938

Probably because she's heading to dominatrix class.

>>1936
Well coming from a clan that loves to inflict pain, I'm farily sure in better times the women who were naturally 'assertive' made quite a bit of coin renting themselves out as doms for a night (or judging from the regenerative capabilities of many of the races, weeks to months)

Makes you wonder if someone like Dan if he had a few more screws loose would be less new-age hero and more 'Blood Knight' in personality

Dan is a homophobe? Maybe a little bit, but I don't think he's a biggot...against homosexuals anyways.

>>1977
Well, we all want our clothes to express a certain something about ourselves. Maybe Dan just thinks that Abel's fur-tight pants and topless miniskirt ensembles send the wrong message.

Or its because he wore a dress and looked so effeminate for so long, that if he didn't act and look manly he'd be mistaken for a female...again.

>>1977

I think he's just a bit ignorant.

Honestly, regardless I'm lollin' at this one

While we know from wider experience that Dan is wrong... that IS kinda what happened.

>>2006
I was thinking the exact same thing.

aouch.
Dan just reached CWC level of cluelessness.
Wonder how far it'll go...

>>2006
>>1977

In defence of Dan, just because he's competely clueless as to how teh gay happens, doesn't mean he has a problem with it.

Wha-bang! I love destania <3!

>>2019
Oooooooooooooooh~

>>2019
I love the expression of pure evil joy on Destina's face.

I STILL find it hard to believe she was like that .

>>2019

I don't care if she's a complete unrepentant bitch, I'd still hit that like a freight train. <3

I liked how someone at the DMFA forums related Destania to Vegeta (DBZ/GT obviously).

Both are/were Class-A Jackasses and evil to the hilt, yet both found someone who managed to quell that side of them long enough to raise an apparently happy (or at the very least not outwardly dysfunctional) family.

I'd be intrested to see just what the Edward did to bring Destania down from total superbitch to laser-guided superbitch (she still has it in for the Dragon race)

>>2045
I'll bet anything that Eddy is into femdom.

>>2045

He probably said "the secret password" in her earshot, like how Merlitz calmed down Aaryanna.

>>2076
That was actually a ploy to get adventurers to lower their guard. One that she concocted if I'm not mistaken.

Hell yeah, it's a legitimate fear.

>>2106
Especially if you have Cats!

>>2106

I actually find it hard to sleep unless I can wrap the end of the sheets under my feet. First thing I do at hotels and new places when I get in bed is un-tuck the end of the sheets. Now it's more a comfort thing to just be able to sleep cocoon-style, but I remember when I was younger, for some reason I imagined hamsters and gerbils would come up and bite my toes...

Does this mean that Abel's dad will get what's coming to him in Abel's Story? or will they make amends?

It's a mystery!

>>2134
When I was younger I couldn't put an arm or leg over the side of the bed because I was afraid a person was under there and would cut off my hands and feet.
Still wondering why the hell I thought that.

>>2136

Wasn't Aniz supposed to be able to enroll another kid in SAI when Abel turned four-hundred?

>>2136

>>or will they make amends?

Ha ha, fat chance.

>>2138

Dude, how many kid(s) does Aniz actually have now? C'mon 400 years is a LOT of time.

>>2142

Over 9000?

>>2142

See that's one of the only things that bugs me with the comic.I always have the impression that Amber choose the cubi ages at random...Not a problem per se , until WE fan make it serious business.
Take him for example.400 years?Fine.Don't need to sleep?Huh.Can instantly read a book in a couple of seconds?So what the hell did he do that long there, and how is he STILL "undecided"?
Guess time feels shorter at SAIA...
Anyway, let's just see how Abel's story's going to end...

>>2146
Well, supposedly Cubi have a notoriously short attention span; they probably have poor study habits.

Though, bordering on Mary Sues as they are, their "weakness" doesn't seem to come up very much.

>>2152

"Mary Sue" is something, but so is being just plain better. Crack open any Book-o-Bads/Monster Manual, and you will find countless races that could wipe the floor with an army single handed. Similarly, I could probably defeat quite a few, say, cats in hand-to-hand combat. And my disadvantages would be worse balance and night vision? Not all races are created equal...

That being said, I do feel that there's a bit of long-lived => time dialation going on here. Some clan leaders (>50kyr old!) would have been born in the middle of the stone age. Still, it's not bad and I've seen MUCH worse.

>>2155

Maybe, however, when you're a race that can wipe the floor with an army, then you damn well look the part of a destroyer. I mean, when you compare an illithid to a cubi, then you know which one's the one to truly fear. Plus, creatures like the illithid don't have the indignity of asswings.

Yea. I'm not impressed with the tri-wings. I mean, when I thought they had a second pair coming out of their backs like a seraphim, I thought it would be impressive. But when I see they have fucking asswings, my impression drops significantly. Asswings don't scream "I'm a powerful motherfucker who'll annihilate you", it just screams "Kill me harder with extreme prejudice".

Don't get me wrong, I still like the comic. But lately, what with everyone just snarking at each other, it's starting to lose what I liked about it, which was the world and how its inhabitants existed.

However, I hated the twinks. Yea. Just, did you really need an area ruled by power-gamers? It's a very meta concept that just doesn't need to exist in a world like that. It makes sense when the world is in a virtual setting, but not in a flesh and blood setting.

>>2146
>>So what the hell did he do that long there

Tennis and grass growing 101.

Weeelllllllll...
Dan's mom is a bitch, she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world...

>>2155
Yeah, but if we're using that metaphor, there's a reason you don't let those super-sparkly races hang about with your adventuring party; they're just going to overshadow everything, much like the Cubi have been doing to DMFA in general.

>>2162

.....Yeeeaaahhh...I'd still hit that like an atomic bomb over a Japanese city.

>>2227
Wait... How many lives HAS he supposedly ended/ruined exactly?

There's his mother, that girl that his father killed...

>>2227
echhhh
That sharp nail by the eye is making me squirm so much.

>>2228
There was also his friend/babysitter, not sure if that counts, and his friend Devin who is currently a zombie.

>>2231
And that dalmatian guy...I think he died.

Oh, hey, that's right, Jyrras had a plotline too.

>>2281
I'll bet he wants to mutilate himself so that he won't be so adorable anymore.

>>2287
THAT would be interesting...
Get ready for the cooking shtick, though ...

Or cutting his hair?

GIGANTIC butthead.

>>2310
awwww, he's just afraid that if he makes any friends that they'll just die horrible deaths.

>>2359

....... I'd still hit that.

>>2359

WTF?!?! Did she just slit his throat or something?!

>>2363
I'd say she just poked a hole in one of his arteries.

>>2359
Oh god that made me gag.

>>2359

>>2363
Looks kinda like she poked a hole clear through the underside of his chin.

Either way I think this qualifies as the most sadistic act we've ever seen Amber draw.

>>2370
If that's so then you can clearly see the finger/claw going into his mouth.

Totally agreed.

GOD DAMMIT! This shit actually makes me wonder how she went from a hot evil dominatrix super bitch to becoming Dan's loving and caring mother.

So why is Destania so pissed off, anyways? Because he wouldn't help her kill Aniz?

It's been a few fucking decades since she made the offer, you'd think she could've taken some initiative herself.

Also, she said back in >>2162 she'd slit his throat if she didn't think Fa'lina could stop her; either that was hyperbole, or Fa'lina has some REALLY specific criteria for protecting Abel.

>>2371
There is no Guarantee she has changed at all. She's not beyond manipulating her own son for example. In fact, Pain and suffering are her clans lifeblood, Her giving it up would be like giving up breathing. Just because some one has few things they are very protective and caring about, doesn't mean they aren't hell to deal with otherwise.

>>2363

I can tell you for a fact that what she did was roughly equivalent to a mandible piercing ( I believe Amber even makes mention of it in her rant). A mandible pierce with a rather nasty gauge on it. About finger sized. Non-lethal, but can have many complications and is noted as being quite painful and often leaves scars for 2 years +.

[ Brace for Incoming ]

The fact she went so far in her beatdown with Abel to inflict maximium pain while not trying to kill him means this is probably the apex of her bitchyness. It's not too far-fetched to think she could get that way. Why? Combine the loss of nearly her entire clan and the loss of the one person she loved, plus her clans general proclivity to pain, plus decades if not centuries to stew on it; so insetad of mellowing over time, she allowed the pain and anguish and the need to hurt something to just build and compound because, in both a literal and figurative sense she fed off it. Related to that, the fact her general blatant disregard for anything resembling morality at this point means she's totally psychologically unfettered (remember the baby incident Fii spoke of).

In fact now that I think about it, the fact that Edward managed to get her to marry him in only two months time was probably him being the only thing in centuries to even attempt to fill that massive void in her heart. And the fact that they, from what Dan and Alexsi have said, had a stable relationship and family life meant that there truly was a void there and Edward filled it some degree.

An intresting plot point going forward I think would be the fact that Edward is now entirely AWOL and her business relationship with Biggs, an entity that is to some degree amoral and unfettered, may to a reversion back to that unfettered personality she had before, and will something involving her children either accelerate that regression or keep her of relatively balanced mind.

She could just be a colossal bitch.

Fuck. Maybe I shouldn't post drunk.

>>2490

Oh Chaos, I am disappoint. I take it you and Mr. Williams have been up to no good while the Mab is away? There she is, battling a massive bed monster and all you can be found doing is getting plastered.

I would call it a nightcap to help me sleep, Mr. Williams would call the previous an excuse. Thus far, Mabs animals are alive, her D&D characters are still active and the apartment hasn't burned down. All in all, doing good.

Wait a sec (checks twitter)
Yeah, the animals are alive.

BUMP!
And the characters are pretty well done , I have to say.

>>2675
Wooooo
*runs off to make Motivational Poster, pauses to look twice, gets confused and hits a tree* X_x

>>2675
Is it just me or does the image look a bit small?

>>2678
Not just you. I had to zoom in to read the damn thing.

Maybe Chalo works on a very low resolution screen?

Larger version =D

>>2682

Awesome

Wow. With Chalo's drawing style combined with Fa'lina's already massive rack, we're approaching Critical Boobie Mass here.

>>2682

Awesome. Epic Fa'lina cleavage AND Dan/Abel hilarity.

>>2692

>Dan/Abel hilarity

It's a slash pairing - shorten it to "Dabel".

>>2695
Portmanteau couple names were invented by yaoi fangirls to END LIFE IN THE UNIVERSE.

Also "Dabel" just sounds weird.

>>2697

Fa'lina's HIPS could end all life in the universe. I mean, LOOK AT THEM.

I had a thought while browsing through the Abel's Story Archive. What would Fa'lina look like with a B-Cup?

>>2709
Less awesome.

>>2701
>Fa'lina's HIPS could start all life in the universe.
Fixed.

>>2712

"I MADE you! And I can destroy you!"

Big Badabump.

And is Abel a female again now?
No matter, the yarn ball pit is back. :3

>>2986
no, I think he's just wearing the same clothes as when he was a lady. Same jacket, at least.

3K GET bump :3.

And I failed,created a topic instead, Yay me! :(

>>3001
I think Amber might have a thing for cross-dressing guys...

>>3004

>>3001

No way... OMG NO WAY! <3<3<3 =DDDDDDD

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! MY WORLD IS BLISS!!! ^_^

Oh now I see what she did there.

Nicely disguised shoutout.

>>3040
Someone just had a Geekgasm it seems...
>>3042
Well, the rant on the site kinda gave it away :x.

>>3043

>Implying I go to DMFA's site on a regular basis enough to notice her rantings when I can just as easily get updates here :P

>>3046

Well , she just get back from the con, so there could have been interesting tidbit, most importantly, a new update schedule nao.
Anyway, since I'm here, let's continue then.
...
...FUCK YEAH, WILDY!!!!

I saw this and I actually "awww"'d, I love mink <3

>>3084
D'awwwwwwwww~
Mink is the best

Oh great, a prelude to more Wildy assholishness. Someone needs to hit her (lightly) with a blunt object.

Also, nakie Dan <3.

Looks like the updates are more like monday, wednesday and saturday.

>>3104

Naaah, I like wildy :x.She's actually not angsty ridden like Abel and butthurt about her looks like Dan.At least with her (and the PG rating,stay away Cerebus!) you know that it's going to be funny, while still relatively "safe" for her friend (if only a bit awkward :3).

Speaking of Mink...

>>3132

>TheTony

>meet

>TheTod

Bump, finally :P.

>>3159
Sure she can inflict pain on Dan, but can she bring herself to do it on someone as sweet as Lorenda?

gonna keep it up :3.

>>3284
That's me and my murrfriend in a nutshell. :|

Makes you wonder how many griffins are actually griffins and how many are shape-shifters trying to fly. I'll say around 80%

>>3307
PREPARE YOUR ANUS

Abel's story is over! Thank god, the main comic was Abel-centric enough already.

>>3334
Yeah, forgot to post it befoar.
>>3314
Aouch,I thought it was just about not being killed, not... that /:

...And that's how Amber merge her previous joke with the fan "CONTINUITY!" seriousness.

>>3352
ಠ_ಠ

GOD DAMMIT AMBER

In response to the rant, I don't think cover pages would add anything, in fact I think they might detract. Like in GCC I always groan when there's a title page update.

>>3356

I agree.
Except maybe one, before the very first page, with nice graphix, just to say "hey!Look what awaits you!" because those first 100 pages are a kind of trial :x.

Anyway, huh, insects, bleh :x.

I wish she'd kept with the Abel story arc she was doing... prefered that to the DFMA story, was more.. dunno, relatable I guess? ya actually felt for Able n how things were going.. DFMA just seems like a clusterfuck between twenty jellyfish these days

>>3363

Abel's story drew away from the main comic, which slows the story down. I think that's the primary reason it feels disjointed.

Okay...I really don't know what to say here, this is just odd.

>>3378

There's the problem with this comic, everything is cute, even the insectis!

Ohh, those little scribbles have tiny letters inside them. Didn't notice that with the bugge speech before.

I was wonder when we'd get to hear from Jyrras's subplot again.

>>3384
neither did I, but at least now we know that her(?) name is chichi.

>>3385

ChicKi :x.

I was rather hoping the bug was going to be threatening to take upskirt shots of Abel unless he came back in the last panel.

Forgot this one.

Which exactly answer your question, she already HAS more than "upskirt" shot of him :3
I don't get why Abel don't tell her the truth, it's seems easier with her anyway.

>>3460
Abel's got a mental complex about opening up to anyone, let alone complete strangers. Who might be crazy.

Late Ambar is late :p.

Also, 300 years, in a school, Abel, and you NEVER heard of insectis before?Derp.

>>3493
I thought that it was kind of cute...

And I doubt that Jyrras would mind the guy he has a crush on breaking into his home to "Cheer him up" to be so bad.

>>3493

It's possible that given he spent most of that time inside SAIA he simply never ran into an Insectis, as they can't be Cubi.

>>3495

Yeah but...there's books...insta-reading spell...possible homework about other races like for Mink...

Damn, I'm seriousing too much again.
(That said, today's comic doesn't really have punchline, so I am excused)

>>3493
After 300 years, if he doesn't have the equivalent of, say, multiple doctorate degrees, I think it's safe to say he wasn't actually attending classes that often.

>>3504

>After 300 years, if he doesn't have the equivalent of, say, multiple doctorate degrees, I think it's safe to say he wasn't actually attending classes that often.

A doctorate requires personal research. I think most master's degrees do as well.

But if he were actually do any work, he'd have to have the requirements for fifty or so bachelor's degrees.

>>3506
for free, no less.

Now this is a punchline I prefer :3.

Ten bucks she hugs him.

Must be one of those new Japanese waifus.

>>3516
nah, it's the life-form he built WAY BACK
http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_376.php

>>3517
You mean the thing when he brought a typewriter to life by accidentally?

>>3515
Would be interesting if it turns into a brawl later on, but that's just me.

Keeping the suspense up, eh? :3

Jyrras looks pretty sad/emo here...

>>Ripped Loincloth
Oh Amber, You're such a tease...I hove/late that about you.

>>3573

Looks like Jyrras is going nutty :P.

>>3574
And Abel was almost a little less nutty.

>>3575

>>3573
Didn't he shapeshift those clothes into existence after losing his pants? Ouch.

D-D-D-

DOUBLE UPDATE!

>>3640
Here's hoping its a sex dream about Abel, once he goes dream diving.