You realize that according to Claremont's latest rulings, which are fully and happily backed up by Quesada, that Squirrel Girl is doomed to die before she hits 50 because she's a mutant, right?

Your happy-go-lucky commentary on modern comics character is smiling through the knowledge that she's got a death sentence hanging over her head because of her genetics.

>>3292

Slott would never let it happen.

Squirrel Girl is like Superman.

Silver Age Superman.

Also:

OH GOD THE CLICHÉS THEY ARE EVERYWHERE SAVE ME

Also also: I would totally go nutless for SG.

>>3294

Slott isn't in charge. Big Joey Cheese, Destroyer of Universes, is. And he has given control of all of Marvel's mutants over to a man who pays strippers to dress up like superheroines and bang him up the ass.

Squirrel Girl's a dead woman.

>>3297
I'm not up on my comic book gossip so excuse me when I say, wait, WHAT?

>>3329

Claremont has a thing for strong, dominant women, which is why female characters he writes often get called "Claremazons".

This is apparently less because of a belief in female equality and more because it gives him a hardon. He supposedly once paid a stripper to dress up like Storm and fuck him with a strapon.

>>3292
Even if so, given the normal rate of aging in comic books and her age when introduced, that still gives her a good 128 years of real time in which that can and will be retconned.