All I've got are the ones I saved to make my personal shopping example - I've got the original cake one by Commander... Phoerfagge? I don't quite remember how he spelt it.

Now he's chowing down on Anon. The B looks wonky.

hey guys, i went away for a few days and i honestly don't know what happened...
can someone >please< tell me what was that troll attack everybody's talking about and what exactly happened?

thanks in advanced

>>28739

Somebody posted a bunch of troll threads on /dammit/ and moved all the legit threads off the board earlier yesterday, meaning that once the board was cleaned up, only a couple of threads had survived. It's not a big deal, every imageboard deals with it at one point or another. Now we just rebuild and move on.

oh, cool then, i thought something really bad happened like someone breaking in the domain's proxy or something...

like you said, not that big deal...

>>28740
how about page 300 ?
it worked fine on my support board

>>28923
ups that's the fast version

A mystery~

>>28944
Goodness!

>>Jinkies!

Fixed.

>>28944
One way to catch a villain... or... mod, and ban them. :P

Can channel ops be whores in this thread?

Comrade Phoerfagge posted this pic of Ragnarok over on /oc/ (you artists need to post more there, dammit!), so now you know what Rags looks like.

It's my birthday.

<tweet>

(And nothing of value was lost.)

>>30953

Happy birthday, Hiro. :D

>>30953

Spankings eminent.

>>30953
Have a bitchin' one, broseph.

>>30953
Belated Happy Birfday!

Enjoy your belated birfday ban.

>>30953
you're still alive?

>>30953

eeeeeeerrhhh.... Am I missing something? Why was he banned?

>>31005
Why not?

I banned Sage on his birthday.

>>31006
Note to self: Don't let Rags know when my birthday is.

Cameo!

>>31506
I chuckled

Not a pic of Sage, Sechs, or Rags, but a pic done by Kat Smith at my behest.

When she started up her new BDK sketchblog, she offered up three free sketches to the first three people to offer up ideas for pics of Lucy and Lydia. I offered up the idea of putting Lucy in a harem outfit (with toe rings - why yes, I did intend this as a potshot at a certain jackass), and thus, this pic was delivered just a few moments ago.

It'll also serve as her advertising pic for this month. :D

>>31768
Totally hot.

The comic can't fall under "Badly Drawn" now, can it? But I'd think there'd be big chaos if the name changed.

>>31768

That's to nicely done to be BD anymore.

>>31858
And it never occurs to you that the author of BDK might intentionally be using a simplistic art style?

"Rags, come to bed.... <3"

Or would it be Sage?

>>32032
Yes, ma'am.

>>32030

Fuck yeah! Epic win!

>>32030

Both. Simultaneously.

What is Sechs saying?

Write it up!

>>32037

Not to change the topic, but why are the pics labeled "Thyme"? I don't recall ever seeing Sechs referred to by that name.

>>32038

Sage's "family" all have herb names.(Or they love Simon & Garfunkel)

Sage = Our Sage

Thyme = Tsundere sexbomb Sechs

Rosemary = MILF mom

Parsley = DFC younger sister

Or at least I believe so. Feel free to correct me.

>>32037

>>32039
I always thought Parsley was their father, but I was never too clear on that particular point...

>>32037
Saying in the very same japanese manly voice....

NICE MUSCLE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hzwr9kRLH0&eurl

1:27 is the bit you want

>>32030

HOLY SHIT. <3

>>32046

Dad, yes.

>>32030
Very yes.

>>32030

Please tell me who created this wonderful gift, that I may worship them.

Was it you? Did you draw it? Do I worship you? Do you have a name? Tell me!

>>32054

The art is by SpazzyKoneko. I'm curious if she was commissioned for these pics or if she's just doing them for fun. If it's the latter, then that's pretty damn awesome of her.

>>32037

Wow, I uh. Yeah. O_O Do want.

>>32030

>>32047

congrats on the cameo, Ragnarok

>>32037

Was talked into posting these but I take full responsibility anyway XD

>>32037

I'll just leave this here as well.

>>32139

(And nothing of value was lost.)

>>32138

Awesome

The nipples (and area around it) look like angry red christmas lights.

>>32030

Whoa.

I suppose not noticing this for a day is my punishment for having this thread minimized.

Goddamn that's awesome.

Does Spazzy want my firstborn now, or later? Because if it's now, Rags and I have work to do.

>>32177

No polygamy? D:

(And nothing of value was lost.)

>>32177

Tells Rags to hand over Verity. Start again from scratch.

>>32189
>Tells Rags to hand over Verity.

D:

But I wubs mah Verity..

>>32193

Well then clone her for chrissakes.
Love for all.
Take mine out of the tank early so I can has me a loli verity.

Your Squirrel Girl thread seems to be dead, but I told you he'd deliver and here it is.

>>32399

Squirrel Girl was able to beat Dr. Doom.

>>32268
>loli verity

>>32444
I dunno, he might be on to something there. I'd support it.

And now for something completely different: It's my birthday. And since this is, apparently, "The Goddamned Attentionwhoring Thread"
(unless I misinterpret the meaning... nah) this can mean can only mean one thing. *whips out revolver* Demands! Or possibly cake.

Sage! I demand… pudding!

Sechs! I demand… a hug. Please? ;___________;

Ragnarok! I dem- wait…

>>30953
>>30996
>>31006

…OH FU-

(And nothing of value was lost.)

>>32609
Yay, Happy Birthday!

>>32609

Happy birthday! :D

>>32609

Oh fi~ne, here's a hug.

>>32609
Enjoy.

>>32679
>>32681
>>32683

Y-... You MET MY DEMANS... all of you...

*sniff* You make me so happy ;___;

*snacks on pudding whilst hugging Sechs back and attempting to ignore pain from banhammer wound*

Hey Sechs, can I get a hug too? ;_;

To be exact can a part of me get a hug from a part of you?

Namely, my penis, and your vagina, respectively?

(And nothing of value was lost.)

>>32695

No, but I can give your penis some attention from this.

Can I have a hug?

I mean, a regular one, not a penis-related one. Just a hug. From anyone.

I'm so lonely... ._.

>>32703

Good luck on that one. I can't even get sexy time from Jess on the IRC channel.

Ok? I just walk by and people are hugging each other...0_0;

>>32703

Well, since Sechs got me a brand spankin' new hug, I won't be needing this one anymore. Hand-me-down, sure, but I've kept it in good condition. Enjoy :3

*coughs awkwardly* um... yeah... my... birthday was... er... like, two weeks ago... and I never mentioned it...

um... sorry?

>>32703

*wearing a "Free Hugs" shirt*

Courtesy of Miranda Leigh: Gadget in a harem outfit. In full color. :D

>>32734

And, if you wanna take a stab at coloring this yourself, here's the lineart version.

Thanks a bunch, Miranda! ♥

Oh, and if you like Miranda's work, she's offering commissions!

>>/comm/67

>>32734
>>32735
words fail me

>>33113
BTW. there's another version out there thats more insulting but not going to post it for fear of being banned.

>>33119
This one?

>>33113
>>33122

Dont care, its still wincest.

>>33113
>>33122

Not such a bad thing. You'd be surprised at how many people go "eeeeeeewww incest" then read a hot brother/sister story and think "wish I had a brother/sister like THAT".

>>33144

These people clearly don't know what it's like to have siblings.

>>33145

Tell me about it.

>>33145
>These people clearly don't know what it's like to have siblings.

Your non-incestuous experience matches my own, but incest does happen, so presumably not everyone is repulsed by the idea of sexing their siblings.

...

Meh

>>33180

Two Sechs are better then one.

>>33266
But.... what could they both be saying?

To themselves?

>>33274

"Well...that was adequate."

your well posted sage

please cancel that last post

>>33287

Sage, you're worth 15 cents.

I'll just leave this here...

(And nothing of value was lost.)

And this too just to make sure my eventual ban is made more sweeter.

(And nothing of value was lost.)
(And nothing of value was lost.)
(And nothing of value was lost.)
(And nothing of value was lost.)
(And nothing of value was lost.)
(And nothing of value was lost.)
(And nothing of value was lost.)
(And nothing of value was lost.)
(And nothing of value was lost.)
(And nothing of value was lost.)

>>33289
>>33291

"That was...not adequate."

>>33291

To me, this says "Why so serious?" more than anything.

I...buh...LOLwut.

>>33291

You are a braver man than I sir, you deserve a medal of honor.

I got bored...

o hi

Sage and Sechs Seizurehaven!

>>33413

The static image looked like ZA WARUDO! Hey...

:3

(And nothing of value was lost.)

>>33537

Lol indeed.

Stupid Sexy Nevaheef Shces!

Seriously, inverted Sechs looks hot..

Huh, I didn't notice the floral print on it before the inversion

Crappy paint powers ACTIVATE!

>>33543
I lolled hard.

>>33542 Well, when you consider that when inverted, they're still relatively normal looking fur colours in general...

Touched up the inverted linkework a bit to suit.

>>33545
Brb, banning Lack, again..

>>33542
>>33567
That's actually not bad at all.

Surprisingly enough I never really noticed the flower pattern in the original.

>>33537

... "Pristine cock"? WTF? That's... lame. I mean, I get that it's trying to be insulting or whatever, but it's the equivalent of taking a picture of Bush and giving him a speech bubble saying "hurrrr i am dum i suk".

>>33538

You piss yourself laughing at Family Guy, don't you?

>>33537
I'm bannin' you because that was just plain bad. I mean, srsly, that was lame.

>>33575
>You piss yourself laughing at Family Guy, don't you?

I never piss myself while laughing, and frankly I do not see the appeal. That was a sarcastic lol, referencing the use of the word lol within the photo.

Also, as numerous photos on .net have proven, the cocks of Lulz are far from pristine.

>>33578

Beg pardon, then, "tone" didn't come through very well there.

>>33574
The more you flinch the more it intices me to do more.

>>33567

This looks like someone who would come and kill me in my sleep. Thank you very much, this shadow is sleeping with the lights on tonight.

>>33580

That's alright; as I always say, eyes aren't nearly as good as ears at detecting sarcasm.

I don't even know anymore.

(And nothing of value was lost.)

>>33635
The sizes are just right...

In b4 ban, it was worth it

This one's better imo.

(And nothing of value was lost.)

>>33635
Banned for pushing the button!

>>33640
Because I just don't like you..

Do you only hate LackLuster?

WHERE IS THE HATE FOR THE REST OF US?

(And nothing of value was lost.)

>>33768
oh god...

Most Definitely posting in a ban-me thread!

I'm sorry, I tried so hard to resist, but I just couldn't.

(And nothing of value was lost.)

Attentionwhoring in the Attentionwhore thread.

It's my birthday today.

(And nothing of value was lost.)

>>33682

I couldn't find a graphic involving a hammer.

(And nothing of value was lost.)

Gawd! Fine!

Enjoy your bans!

I think this says it all...

>>33817
No..

No, you don't get banned.


You live with that!

>>33835

That sound familiar. I can't remember where though.

What is Hiro's furry counterpart?

>>33919
Obviously Hiro isn't important enough to get a furry counterpart in this thread.

I mean, this a humor thread, not a porn thread!

>>33919

Unfortunately, most attempts at drawing me that were well-executed have disappeared from the internet without a trace.

>>33863
Do you watch Robot Chicken? Cause there was a skit with GI Joe where they gave the sniper the codename Fumbles and he went over to Cobra's side. He then killed everyone but Duke, and when Duke shouted for 'Fumbles' to kill him too, he said "No. You live with it."

Just a thought.

Yea, more sechs :3

>>33919
Hiro is some kind of cat that has horns, wings, rainbow colored fur, three tails and lays eggs.

Also, he has the mark of Slaanesh, for sexual purposes.

>>34046

Yeah, I figured it out the next day.

>>34052

Mmm, Sechs looks pretty hot as an arctic fur

>>34046
I think it would be a safe bet that he does.

No I'm not putting any real effort into these, thanks for asking.

>>34124
FAP FAP FAP

>>34124

Now we need a fsjal Rags.

I made this awhile back, don't know why didn't post it sooner. Anyways, as you can see, it is based off one of the countless avatars you have used Sage.

>>34488
>>34489

>>34490

gross man she's your sister

and etc

>>34488
Very nice

Haven't seen new Sechs art in a while so...

But I wonder, is the taking off the thong or putting it back on? :P

Alternate version. I think the previous question is answered now ;P

----
>>34490

>>34493


Sorry about that, had to correct a little mistake I didn't see before XP )

>>34495
Just noticed you deleted them and wondered why, Looks alright still :P.

for some reason that reminded me of this.

>>34499

Damn I should have done a beach scene instead D:<

>>34494
>>34495
this is why we love you.<3

>>34494
>>34495

It's...glorious...

>>34494
>>34495

I have a feeling I'm not alone in saying I'd go through a gauntlet of banhammers to get to that.

>>34494
>>34495

Awsum. *thumbsup* Jessica, I don't know how to thank you.

... Hm...

Your thank-you gift will be in the mail by the end of the business day. I just need to find a bow, some rope, and a Sage-sized box...

>>34494
>>34495

>>34494
>>34495

DAT ASS!

>>34494
>>34495

I want to hit it so bad now...should I feel bad?

>>34494
>>34495

Please never stop drawing. Also, do it more often. Pretty please? :3

>>34494
>>34495

Great job JE!

Well then guys, suggest a good continuation for >>34495 ;)

>>34557

You and Sechs getting it on, with me and Rags watching.

>>34494
>>34495
See pic. :)

>>34557
Seeing as the previous images have her looking at the viewer, you could do a POV pic of Sechs in action.

>>34559

Can we join?

>>34562

I agree with this idea.

>>34559

And popcorn. You can't forget the popcorn.

>>34557

Hang on, fixing >>34559
>You and Sechs getting it on, with me and Loli Rags getting it on.

(And nothing of value was lost.)

>>34559

Me, you and the other Jess. Sexy time for all involved.

>>34559

And what, I just fail? D:

>>34574
No... Wait... Maybe.

>>34573
I don't wanna be a lolibear!

>>34581
What about you?

You never go into the IRC!

>>34584
Wait a minute, you have a problem with being a loli rule 63, but you'd still rather be making out with Sage?

Well, you heard it JE, can you start work on this picture, pretty please? ;)

>>34586
Seconded.

>>34586

Sounds like a winner to me. You should totally make it happen, Jess. I predict much worship will come of it.

>>34586
>but you'd still rather be making out with Sage?

Only if Saeg was Rule 63'd as well..

>>34585

Because the IRC is BO-RING!

>>34599
Your mother is boring, but she still gets plenty of use.

I know you run Call of Cthulhu games on IRC, even on the same network!

This is going to sound like such a newbie question, but how do you get on to the IRC and what goes on there?

>>34601
seconded. I'm clueless in this matter as well.

>>34600

Well, I would, if anybody ever showed up for the sessions. >_>

>>34601
>how do you get on to the IRC

There's a link on the main page: http://dammitfreehaven.com/

>what goes on there?

Chattin' and kickin', and Sage going >:|

>>34604
IRC link isn't working. :(

Is it because I use Safari?

>>34648

Quite possibly. Either that or you don't have an IRC client installed.

Every time I join the IRC channel NickServ and the rest of the bottish type things gripe and moan and piss themselves.

>>34721

Lawls.

I feel like showing off how handsome I am.

>>34852

<3

>>34852
I am NOT surprised.

>>34852

That's not you! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

>>34892
Look into your heart, you know it to be true...

>>34852

I'd tap that.

>>34907
Jesus, that's a good quality picture there.

>>34907

'Lamington', eh? The Lamington?:

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/lamington

>>34913

This isn't exactly the first time she's posted here, y'know?

>>34913

Ego +10

Yes, that's me.

>>34916

So...where does that extra ego go? :3

>>34918
Straight to his penis, duh.
HUR HUR

>>34852
...I'd hit it.

>>34915

O rly....

>>34916

How do I put this: I love your written porn.

>>34721
am I an idiot for not getting this?
>>34852
damn son

>>34919
>to her boobs

Fix'd.

hmmm,

=]

>>35055

I've seen these two before. I just don't know who they are, owner-wise/artist-wise.

>>35163

I'll give you a hint: http://dammitfreehaven.com/photo/

Hey I downloaded an IRC client, and I still cant get on the chat server, can somebody help?

pwease?

And here's one for Sechs from a noteworthy artist. And it honors a request she made.

>>35196
>freehavensanspantyline
>sanspantyline

Wonder how that was accomplished..

>>35195
I assume you tried clicking on the IRC link on the main page?

>>35198

Yes. I did, said something along the lines of: "Firefox doesn't know how to open this program, because the protocol (irc) isn't asscoiated with any program"

Just to clarify.

>>35199
Open your client, connect to irc.rizon.net (port 6667) and join the room #tgfb

>>35201

What Server?

>>35202

>>34965
Apparently I am

>>35202
Hint:Starts with number

>>35202
irc.rizon.net

>>35196

Wow. Fluffball is awesome.

That reminds me, I gotta update the photo storage area soon.

>>35196

Squeeeeeeeee!!

>>35198
>>Wonder how that was accomplished..

'Tis called the magic of pants.

>>35196
>Lookit! No panty shot!
>Lookit!

>>Squeeeeeeeee!!
I had no idea you were a rabid fangirl, sechs.

>>35225
Well that's no fun.

You can thank Ragnaroky for this. He asked and I delivered.

>>35369
...I give Rags tentacles and he gets a pic before I get anything.

BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ;-;

>>35376

Well you didn't ask. :P

Protip : Fire me an idea in TGFB and I will consider it. ;

I need to hang out in the IRC more often.

>>35383

Ideas, you say? Hmm...

>>35489
no. just, no.

>>35489
NO! >:|

>>35496
>>35511

What?? Ideas don't hurt!

Hey, Rags.

How's your Sechs pillow? XD

>>35517

Pretty rough with that pillow.

Giggity Giggity Giggity Giggity!

>>35517

So ronery rellow?

>>35517

I'd watch that he didn't do something akin to ALIEN with that pillow.

>>35522
Oh, you're in for a surprise if you ever manage to get sexytime.... >:D

>>35517
Soft and nice, and doesn't hit me as much.

You guize are so mean ta meh ;_;

>>35524

It's because we LOVE you Rag. :)

>>35517

In b4 LackLuster makes a Sage Pillow shoop. :P

>>35627

(And nothing of value was lost.)

>>35634

>>35635
I can see forever. o.o

WHAT'S ALL THIS THEN LOL

AND WHY DOES NO ONE LOVE ME?!

>>35643
You're Canadian.

>>35646
Agreed.

>>35643
I said I love you and you shunned me. THAT IS WHY NO ONE LOVES YOU, FOR YOU ARE INCAPABLE OF LOVE!

>>35643
I like you.
Kinda.
No wait, that's indigestion.

>>35855

I've been meaning to question where that was shot...
And who was crazy enough to put it up.

>>35895 Wait, are you serious?
Photofunia.com, dude.

>>35896
I see
And here I had my hopes up that there was actually someone crazy enough to go posting furry porn up as banners in malls and shit.

>>35855


though i wish someone could post that pic in this thread un chopped up

>>36026

You mean http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1581406 ?

Heh, Sage got catapulted.
That's a real word!

>>36525

I can't believe I got stuck with Heart.

And got catapulted. ;_;

Let our polluting powers combine!
Super Radiation!
Deforestation!
Smog!
Toxics!
Hate!
…
Sechs? Where did you come from? D:

Clearly it was the lack of De Stijl that caused the catapulting.

>>36651

I ♥ you too, Dave.

>>/oc/511

:D?

>>36851

OH GOD WHAT.

>>36852
You know you want some of that imported Canadian Moose Jerky. >:D

>>36855

Mmmm, lolarbear meat...

Tough decision, neh?

Jess is the new Crystal. Begin populating FA with her image NOW!

Also, wtf is wrong with you?!

I'd regret drawing it if I wasn't laughing so hard.

>>36914

THIS ISN'T FUNNY AT ALL!

>>36925

You're right, it's not funny, it's awesome

Updated the image storage area - http://dammitfreehaven.com/photo/ - and added Miranda Leigh's ad to the rotation.

Man, we need some CSS for the image storage area.

I REGRET NOTHING!

>>37444

You win guest ops for a day for this picture

if it's okay with the Freehavens

>>37444
>>37445

I hate you two.

>>37444
D'awww,they look so kewte together!

>>37449

>>37486

>>37486
Hello, Mr. Boyle.

I was bored, so I drew this.

>>37595

It's supposed to be flipped.
My Mac messed up the orientation.

>>37595

thats some sweet drawing skills there, bro.

but why not just flip the image in photoshop?

>>37595

actually i fixed the image orientation for you, as well as adjusted the image quality and reduced the niose ^^

>>37600

I don't have photoshop on my Mac yet.
But I still tried to flip the image before saving it. Oh well.

I might draw Sechs next.

The 'Preview' program that comes with Macs (it's what pictures open in, by default) can flip an image. It's in the Tools menu. Photoshop not required.

iPhoto probably has useful tools also, though I don't have it on my Mac; I have an old Mac.

>>37696

Okay, here's the thing.

When I took the picture via PhotoBooth (the camera application on my Mac), the picture was flipped when I saved it. I went to Preview to flip it around, then saved it. When I uploaded it, I found what happened in >>37595.

Turns out, the picture automatically flips BACK when I open it with Safari.

Whatever.

anyone know wtf happened to FA?

Maybe Dragoneer jizzed on the server by accident?

>>38093

Primary fiber line at their datacenter's ISP got cut.

>>38095

What I find most entertaining is that this very same theory was postulated in one of the IRC channels I frequent. Apparently, if FA is down people everywhere automatically assume Dragoneer came all over the server.

>>38093
Seriously, get a Twitter. Dragoneer always posts updates on his Twitter and @furaffinity as to what's happening.

>>37819
Apple software saves the fact that you rotated it as metadata and doesn't ACTUALLY rotate it. Make sure after you've rotated the pic that you save it, and check it in a non-Apple app like GIMP or Photoshop.

>>38099
If I remember right, it's because the last time FA went down, Dragoneer made a joke that he had to clean the cum out of some servers from someone humping them.

>>38099
It's better than lulz's fallback conspiracy "FAGONEER CUT TEH SERVERS BECAUSE OF HOLIDAY TRAFFIC LOLOLOLOLOL"

>>38105

Or "The servers have been party vanned because of cub/zoo/furry porn!"

Pic I *technically* started months ago, but only just today got around to doing the actual final lineart, coloring, etc. I'll post it to FA as soon as FA comes back up.

The world does not have enough "Nude Sechs with Banhammer"/"Sechs holding hand in front of her mouth" pics. :V

Lulz is one to talk. They cut their /share/ section because people were spending more time on their than anything else, leaving more b-tards to clog up the board with inane topics. Now it's all inane topics.

>>38150
Very nice!

For all the people asking about FA:

http://twitter.com/furaffinity/status/6337999608

>>38150

The banhammer and Mandalorian insignia do seem to have become my unofficial identifying characteristics.

Awesome pic, thanks!

>>38254

The FA Livejournal estimates monday.. D:

>>38288
Look at it this way: Would you rather it not come back until sometime mid-January 2010?

>>38294

Uh... wat?
Srsly?

>>38295
Really, things can always be worse. Be grateful it's only Monday and not next year. :D

>>38309

I wouldn't be surprised if that happens, FA-Downtime is like Valve-time. So it's 'Monday-ish'.

FA is seemingly nearing "online again" status; apparently, all they need now is badge access to the colo.

Well we all knew they where going to ask for hand outs
and now paypal just told FA to stop using them

>>38495
That happened several months ago.

http://twitter.com/Dragoneer/status/6471312199
>Dear @furnation, the @furaffinity Paypal was shutdown earlier this year. We didn't blame you when ours went don't. Don't blame us.

http://twitter.com/Dragoneer/status/6471339066
>@Rhaenpony We had jack all to do with that. Hell, our ability to use Paypal donations was removed by Paypal earlier this year.

>>38495
Have you not read the LJ? Preyfar posted it clearly, in bold text: They are NOT asking for, nor do they need, donations for this issue. They stated that extra $$$ won't do anything, this is just about time and a bit of work. And in fact, they claim, the new setup should cost 25% LESS to run. I've been reading the LJ posts, and the only thing even close to whining was something about "Aw, crap, I'm out of energy drink, gotta go get more" (In essence "This is gonna take time, I need to go buy more stay-awake products").

Get your facts before you think "FA is down again? I don't even have to look, they're begging for money. They must be because they always do".

I swear... Some furries hear ANYTHING out of someone's mouth besides an artist saying "Here's all my art, free, forever" and interpret it as either "Give me money for free because I want it" or some form of "BAWWWW!".

What is said: "FA is offline, fiber lines crapped out, servers and FA itself are fine, we're fixing things as fast as possible"
What is heard: "BAWWWWW!"
What is said: "Money won't help this, we don't need donations, and the new arrangement will cost significantly less"
What is heard: "Everyone send us a hundred dollars now or FA will never be up again, sob whimper pity cry"

FA is up. Everyone go spam refresh on it and crash it.

>>38567
Yes sir!

>>38541
Quite excellently put.

Okay, this thread's gotten past the bump point, and that's when I promised myself I'd lock it. Gonna unsticky it in a little while, too - possibly to make room for a new attentionwhoring thread. We'll see.