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Da Roolz! Ragnarok!Arcturus ## Mod ## 16/01/10(Sat)20:10 No. 3 ID: 09182f Locked

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I has rules!

1. Don't start threads.
2. You don't whine about what I post, end of discussion.
3. I'm the only one allowed to troll.
4. Feel free to reply, comment, etc. with text posts in the threads.
5. Please don't, however, assume that any thread is a request for posting more content unless it specifically says so. (If I start a reaction image thread, I might be wanting to reference it later. Having other images would make it harder to find the ones I want.)
6. You'll probably get banned once or twice. Don't feel bad about it. It's my way of ~~getting the final word~~ being awesome.
7. Heretical activity will be reported to the nearest Inquisitorial representative.
8. Please pick a name/tripcode and stick to it. (More suggestion than rule, but it gets you more leeway than being anonymous.)
9. [This rule was traded to Sechs for two rules to be named later.]

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Q & A thread Ragnarok!Arcturus 16/01/10(Sat)20:20 No. 4 ID: 09182f

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Alright, if you want to ask me anything, ask it in this thread, and I may just answer your question!

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>>	Richard Awesome 19/03/10(Fri)01:46 No. 394 ID: c2d37c You know... I was gonna comment about how Sechs appears to be sandwiched between Sage and Rags, but then I thought better of it.. ...Oh wait. Crap!

>>	FantasyAddict 20/03/10(Sat)07:00 No. 395 ID: 462ba3 ....being in the middle offers a better means of control?

>>	Ragnarok!Arcturus 20/03/10(Sat)21:25 No. 396 ID: 307a57 >>390 I dunno lol. >>391 Only in matters of honor. >>392 ~~Because Sage is an attention whore and Sechs likes to be on top~~ Because I'm being generous in giving them top billing.

>>	FantasyAddict!Soa0qa4iMc 21/03/10(Sun)21:50 No. 397 ID: 462ba3 >>396 lols 39 Steps is an old spy thriller by hitchcock

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Ragnarok!Arcturus 15/03/10(Mon)11:10 No. 385 ID: 1e8fed

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http://games.adultswim.com/polar-bear-payback-action-online-game.html

It's actually pretty fun and watching the seals clap and play with the heads of your fallen enemies is hilarious.

It's not a hard game, and it is annoying when you pretty much get stuck in stunlock, but I didn't have any problems beating the game. IIRC, my score was around 500k and my rank was Eco-Bearrorist.

>>	Sage Freehaven!Goddammit 15/03/10(Mon)11:20 No. 386 ID: e12142 >watching the seals clap and play with the heads of your fallen enemies is hilarious Yes. Yes, it is.

>>	Richard Awesome 15/03/10(Mon)14:04 No. 387 ID: c2d37c Why would the seals work with the polar bears?

>>	Marx-Paragon 15/03/10(Mon)15:18 No. 388 ID: ae2969 The bosses are pretty annoying

>>	Packrat 16/03/10(Tue)09:38 No. 389 ID: cd140b "Suck skulls for health" is one of the best instructions in any game ever.

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Ragnarok!Arcturus 20/02/10(Sat)00:45 No. 246 ID: fe03ce

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This is a Rage/Facepalm thread.

Please refrain from posting the "walls of rage" compilation pics that one usually sees on /v/. I find them to be lolworthy at best.

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>>	Marx-Paragon 10/03/10(Wed)15:07 No. 376 ID: ae2969 File: 126825164959.jpg-(9.72KB, 183x248, laughingelfman.jpg) >>375 >>Katbox >>innane blather

>>	ID_Fox 11/03/10(Thu)01:18 No. 378 ID: d51f94 File: 126828831180.jpg-(71.51KB, 750x600, 1219644451170.jpg) OH YOU THINK YOU'RE FUNNY DONT YOU?! WELL HOW DO YOU LIKE... well I can't really do anything to you here. Rats. *(And nothing of value was lost.)*

>>	Packrat 11/03/10(Thu)11:07 No. 379 ID: cd140b >>378 You rang?

>>	Ragnarok!Arcturus 15/03/10(Mon)11:08 No. 384 ID: 1e8fed >>378 I am God here, ID!

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A message to non-US English Speakers Ragnarok!Arcturus 08/03/10(Mon)11:18 No. 364 ID: 95e73a

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Now, I'm fully aware that every nation likes to make fun of other nations and create various insulting names for their citizens (frogs, limeys, krauts, etc, etc, etc). This is all fine and good and to be expected.

However, I keep hearing one particular insult for Americans that particularly rankles me. Septics.

It bothers me not because of the connotations it comes with, or the fact that it's an insult at all.

No, what bothers me is that it's such a large stretch from its root word as to make it insulting to the intelligence of those who decide to use it.

Lets take a quick glance at it. Septic. In order to get to this word, you must first transmute the original insult, "yankee" to "yank" which is just fine, we've all heard the two used interchangeably for decades, so that's not the problem. The problem comes when you go from "yank" to "tank". "Tank" by itself is not an insult as one can imagine, so someone got the bright idea of having to add another word to it in order for it to become an insult, thus the creation of "septic tank". Well, okay, that works, it's a little bit of a stretch (and a bit esoteric considering how typical citizenry insults go), but alright. Once you get to "septic tank" though, you're pushing it a little as you had to not only change the root word (which was already an insult) to a non-insult word and then add yet another word to get the insult back. Now, to just shorten that up and say "septic", you've failed.

Now, you might ask "But Ragnarok, you gorgeous lolarbear of awesome with sexual prowess that would make the ancient Greek Gods envious, why is shortening it so bad?"

And I would reply, with a knowing smile, "In order to get the word 'septic', you must first alter the root word, which is normally quite fine, but you change it into a non insulting word, which ruins the entire point of changing the word to make a new insult, then you must add another word to it in order to get it to be insulting once more, and then you go and remove the word that links your new insult to the original word, thus removing the part of the insult that's supposed to show whom it's being directed at. To put it simply, if you must explain your insult to your target, it is hardly an insult at all! Not to mention, there is a plethora of insults for Americans already that are much better than this."

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>>	Marx-Paragon 08/03/10(Mon)15:54 No. 366 ID: ae2969 Your rant was way too tl;dr, but I sure as hell lawled more than i should have at that image.

Richard Awesome 08/03/10(Mon)16:53 No. 367 ID: c2d37c

I've never understood the insult either. Apparently being American means I have this thing for taking a shower on a regular basis, wearing deodorant, and washing my hands when I get shit on them.

Isn't that kinda what everyone in western society does?

>>	Sechs Fuckheaven!Happy Fun Mod 09/03/10(Tue)08:41 No. 370 ID: 46bfdf >>367 If France still counts as part of western society, then apparently not. I've never been somewhere where an entire city smelled like piss before... until I went to Paris...

Richard Awesome 09/03/10(Tue)18:56 No. 372 ID: c2d37c

>>370

France is an oddity as they are technically a western nation, but they've never culturally gotten along with the rest. My headache is kinda blocking my long-term memory, but there was something distinct about how France developed in relation to other western powers, pre-expansion over the Atlantic. I think they were the first to unify as a nation state.

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Ragnarok!Arcturus 23/02/10(Tue)22:57 No. 276 ID: 33ff6f

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Needs ketchup or honey mustard sauce.

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>>	Adusa 27/02/10(Sat)23:12 No. 322 ID: ce545e File: 126733036074.jpg-(55.68KB, 600x400, gameover.jpg) >>320 yep, it is.

>>	goronhead 28/02/10(Sun)02:25 No. 323 ID: 41edaa do you prefer your seals fried, baked in a pie, or still wiggling?

Ragnarok!Arcturus 08/03/10(Mon)10:56 No. 363 ID: 95e73a

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It depends upon the year, species (seal, sea lion, walrus, harbor seal, etc, etc, etc)breed and geographic location that they're from.

Personally, I've found that the ones on the western part of North America seem to be the tastiest and require the least amount of seasoning, whereas, surprisingly, those found in eastern Russia, just a little ways away, require a bit of salt.

>>	Adusa 08/03/10(Mon)19:56 No. 368 ID: ce545e File: 126809619261.jpg-(46.01KB, 600x750, 633492507139826030-Warranties.jpg) You won the argument Rags, but there is a warning for you. You will void the warranty.

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Ragnarok!Arcturus 03/02/10(Wed)17:40 No. 148 ID: 5c2e0d

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ITT:

You get banned.

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>>	Age Forcedprisson!Ly7MRw0CGU 23/02/10(Tue)13:00 No. 273 ID: 01b0e5 >>272 Ya Rly. That's totally the front end of my store. What are the odds? *(And nothing of value was lost.)*

>>	Best-Man, The Best Superhero Ever 23/02/10(Tue)14:44 No. 274 ID: 5e69c9 >>267 Candlerok? *(And nothing of value was lost.)*

>>	Palhinuk 24/02/10(Wed)00:33 No. 284 ID: c2d14e File: 126698960456.gif-(34.04KB, 192x345, stupid.gif) Hey Rags, just want to let you know that child support is due next week. *(And nothing of value was lost.)*

>>	LackLuster!XGQz4ctf8k 02/03/10(Tue)06:24 No. 334 ID: aff7c1 File: 12675290882.png-(162.44KB, 908x680, 1266011932129.png) Got a twitter yet? *(And nothing of value was lost.)*

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Trolling Ragnarok!Arcturus 17/01/10(Sun)01:35 No. 27 ID: 09182f

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ITT, we discuss the various aspects of trolling.

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Anonymous Lolarbear 22/02/10(Mon)15:57 No. 263 ID: 868176

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>LOL THE PS3 HAS NOT HAD A SINGLE GOOD GAME, AND WILL BE THOUGHT OF ON THE SAME LEVEL AS THE VIRTUAL BOY! FLEA MARKETS WILL SELL IT FOR UNDER 5 DOLLARS IN JUST A FEW YEARS.

Yeah, they fucked up, but not THAT badly. The trolling comes in when you exaggerate how insanely bad the system is, and how the PS3 will single-handedly kill Sony.

Now, Virtual Boy levels of badness would be the PSP Go, a more expensive version of the PSP that won't work with your old games, has a smaller screen, and finally gives Sony complete control over what games you can buy. That's the kind of decision making that will eventually kill a company.

Ragnarok!Arcturus 22/02/10(Mon)17:58 No. 264 ID: ab41d7
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>>263
>Now, Virtual Boy levels of badness would be the PSP Go, a more expensive version of the PSP that won't work with your old games, has a smaller screen, and finally gives Sony complete control over what games you can buy. That's the kind of decision making that will eventually kill a company.

I concur.

However, I have to say that one of the big reasons I'm posting these images is that I simply find them funny. The reaction they somehow still elicit from some people is what makes it all the more amusing.

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>>	Ragnarok!Arcturus 26/02/10(Fri)13:50 No. 310 ID: 087e10 File: 126721023042.png-(259.01KB, 800x600, Triple H wants to play.png)

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Ragnarok!Arcturus 22/01/10(Fri)20:58 No. 108 ID: e45a4e

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http://neutralx0.net/tool/bnmk.html

I made a Cheshire Cat! :3

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>>	Allicks!6dpJnU2rOw 02/02/10(Tue)15:09 No. 143 ID: 1adcc2 File: 126514139434.png-(8.99KB, 300x300, Bakeneko 1 - Me.png)

>>	Nexy!!V3MQqzZmAz 11/02/10(Thu)01:04 No. 226 ID: 133201 File: 126586826168.png-(33.48KB, 300x300, bakeneko.png) Three cheers for necroposting! What can I say? (Aside from "I'm a shark, suck my dick.")

>>	Ragnarok!Arcturus 11/02/10(Thu)02:27 No. 227 ID: 11d744 >>226 Yikes!

>>	That Guy 24/02/10(Wed)15:25 No. 285 ID: ba7b78 File: 126704315760.png-(8.55KB, 300x300, ThatBakaneko.png) Wot's all this then?

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Ragnarok!Arcturus 10/02/10(Wed)13:39 No. 211 ID: 0a99a1

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The following is a fairly accurate depiction of my day so far.

>Wake up
>Move cat off of me
>Get out of bed
>Look outside, note that there appears to be several inches of snow on allotment streets, still snowing
>Take shower
>Get dressed
>Look outside, situation hasn't improved
>Go on innerwebs
>Check skewl email and webpage
>No sign of class cancellation
>BS on innerwebs for an hour and a half
>Get ready to go to class
>Check roads once more, then check e-mail and web page
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>>	FantasyAddict!Soa0qa4iMc 10/02/10(Wed)17:27 No. 216 ID: 041ac5 Yeah my school posted that at like 4pm yesterday before any snow even fell. Didn't help that it all started while I was waiting for my bus...and got worse when I was waiting for a train transfer...god I hate Long Island...

>>	Marx-Paragon 10/02/10(Wed)18:12 No. 218 ID: 25d311 I'm kind of glad the people in North Carolina over react to just a wee bit of snow. You can pretty much garuantee when they're going to cancel 'skrewl'.

>>	fur&guns!!WwAzSuZTL2 23/02/10(Tue)21:54 No. 275 ID: 77a77e >>215 >See...you guys get snow cancellations... We dont get those, even when the wind chill is -40. :(

>>	Palhinuk 24/02/10(Wed)00:31 No. 283 ID: c2d14e See, here in Texas, if it even gets cloudy when it's near freezing, schools will cancel. Then again, we got nearly 14 inches of snow two weeks ago, so I wouldn't be surprised if some people freaked out...

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