I also got Dan Brown and Stephen King.

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I got Vladamir Nabokov.

Maybe I need to write older characters >.>

Insert first "Episode" of my digimon fanific:
Chuck Palahniuk
Second:
Raymond Chandler
Third:
Raymond Chandler again.
Fourth:
Raymond Chandler...

Dan Brown and Raymond Chandler must write a lot of fanfics.

I put in some of one of the original stories I wrote a few years back and came up with Tolkien. I could be onto something =D

>>545

Your writing is exceptionally dry, longwinded, and only an excuse to invent a language?

Put in a few of my best poems, got Vladamir Nabokov every time. No idea who he is either. Maybe I should write more iambic pentameter, maybe it'll call me shakespeare, or coleridge

>>546
A new language? Hmmmm never thought of that.

>>547

Nabakov wrote Lolita.

I tried this a couple of times, first with a bit of on-the-fly prose, one of my longer porn pieces (which I should put in /write/ eventually), then something I was working on for an anthology submission.

On the fly got me Margaret Atwood (The Handmaid's Tale).

The porn, David Foster Wallace. I really don't know this guy at all--first I've heard of him. I probably picked a bad segment.

And the submission...

...Stephenie Meyer.

I keel.

I put in my FA story and I got Arthur C. Clarke. This pleases me.

First Paragraph of my Novel; Ursula K. Le Guin
Second Paragraph; J. K. Rowling
Third Paragraph; Johathan Swift.

I don't read these guys either.

>Type in random incoherent jibberish.

>Says I type like Cory Doctorow.

>Call bullshit.

>>556
>also type in incoherent babble

>get Issac Asimov

>Laugh my ass off

I write like Chuck Palahniuk and Vladmir Nabokov.

The first is the man who wrote Fight Club. I can live with that.

The second wrote Lolita. I suppose that means I'll write something great that'll become material for perverts.

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I write like James Joyce

heh, it's a non sensical text extracted from Cicero, but whatever.

Vladimir Nabokov, Dan Brown, H.P. Lovecraft, and J.R.R. Tolkien.

>>Muriel seems to at times. His trope is part non-talking sapient animal, and part Tex Avery Speech Gag (he's the one that started this, right?), where he's too flustered by what's happening so he morphs into what he's trying to say. It's not 100% though, I think more because she's a kindly naive old scottish housewife than simply not understanding though.

This gives... *drumroll*

J.K.Rowling

I typed in a bunch of random crap.
I write like...

William Fucking Shakespeare

>Copypasta Trias' most recent journal entry.

>Says he types like Dan Brown.

>Look up Dan Brown, find out he wrote The Da Vinci Code.

>Rage

>>573

hmm, I wonder.
>copypaste a PTF journal
>Cory Doctorow