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No. 96 ID: 3adbfc watch
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http://u1.imperion.org/map/index/system/1596040/#/center/1596040/system/1596040/planet/159604005

A picture of my boobs to the one that can batter this asshole into submission and run him off the game.

Son of a bitch raids me every day, even though the damage I do to his fleets probably negates the benefit of any resources he raids off me. I'm never going to make any headway unless this PVPing fucktard is eliminated.

THE POWER OF BOOBS COMMANDS YOU.
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>> No. 97 ID: 73a2cc
I'll do what I can, but no promises.
>> No. 98 ID: 73a2cc
What galaxy are you?
>> No. 99 ID: e0fd9b
Hell, I've got nothing better to do. I'll help out a bit.
>> No. 100 ID: 3adbfc
>>98

Three.
>> No. 101 ID: d939b9
I've joined as well, we should probably make an alliance guys.
>> No. 102 ID: 73a2cc
>>101
We shall be known as the Dammits!
>> No. 103 ID: d939b9
>>102
I was hoping for something more Warhammer 40k oriented
>> No. 104 ID: e0fd9b
We will be the Lords of Vengeance.
>> No. 105 ID: 3adbfc
Now he attacks me even when HE chases me off of a comet I'm mining.

Oh well. I messaged him and let him know he's in for pain. Doubt it will stop him, from his profile he gets off on this shit.
>> No. 106 ID: 5c2e0d
>>105
>messaged him and let him know he's in for pain.

That doesn't sound like a good idea..
>> No. 107 ID: 3adbfc
>>106

What's he gonna do? It's not like he can get at you preemptively. And he's already smashed me about as much as he can.
>> No. 108 ID: d939b9
The problem we're facing right now is that you're on the other side of the map while we're all together at the bottom left. It's going to take a lot of fuel to get to you, even if it's possible to travel half the galaxy
>> No. 109 ID: 3adbfc
>>108

S'okay. I'll harry him a bit, but otherwise turtle in and make sure he can't get shit.
>> No. 111 ID: c2d37c
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Yes...my Master.
>> No. 113 ID: e0fd9b
Endeavoring to rush shit into production but it's going to be awhile before I'm capable of fielding an effective fighting force that'll do anything other than be target practice for his defenses and such.
>> No. 114 ID: 43b1a3
>>113

Ah well. Don't worry about it TOO much. Putting an internet bully in his place would be nice, but I'm not gonna lose sleep over it.
>> No. 117 ID: 041ac5
What the fuck, I'm in
>> No. 121 ID: 353480
I'd totally be in if I didn't already have so many damn games I haven't beaten/played/bought yet.
>> No. 125 ID: d939b9
>>121
It doesn't take too much of your time, maybe 6 hours for the first day when you get started then afterwards you'd probably be best checking on it every two hours.
>> No. 126 ID: 01b0e5
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126
Yes, My Queen!
>> No. 132 ID: e0fd9b
Just a reminder that you need an embassy to join a league and it needs to be level 3 before you can start one.
>> No. 134 ID: d939b9
>>132
I've already got one, It's at level 2 right now, should be at level 3 within the next few hours.

I'm also rolling in a lot of dough, and I'm getting ready to expand and start building a force.
>> No. 140 ID: aff7c1
Takers on League name guys.
>> No. 141 ID: 634744
>>140
It doesn't really matter that much to me, as long as it's not something retarded.
>> No. 142 ID: a3029f
I just started
>> No. 143 ID: d42020
>>140
The Timelords

ot doesn't matter what race we chose as long as we're in the right galaxy right
>> No. 144 ID: f8287e
>>140
Galactic States Under Sechs?
>> No. 146 ID: a3029f
>>144
yes!
>> No. 147 ID: f8287e
Okay, I'm building up a fleet from the ground up, I'm working on getting colonization, now that I can pony express my ways to your quadrant of the galaxy to help out. It's only a matter of time.
>> No. 150 ID: aff7c1
Ok, we got a name, We'z arr dar StormBoyz!
>> No. 151 ID: 01b0e5
>>150
Great, how do I join? I have an embasy
>> No. 152 ID: c2d37c
I'm painfully slowly building something that resembles a fleet, I guess.
>> No. 154 ID: aff7c1
I need your usernames.
>> No. 155 ID: 01b0e5
AgeForcedprison
>> No. 156 ID: a3029f
>>154
Basilisk

G3: -4,67 is my planet
>> No. 157 ID: 01b0e5
>>155
Oh, and my home planet is Primus at G3: 36, -55

Right now I have devised a strategy. I'm going to build up my material reserves (since it's getting to be a major problem for me) then use those reserves to upgrade one of each of my mines as far as I can, then continue this process until I'm making as much as I can an hour. After which I will upgrade my ship yard to 5. Then work on my Armada.
>> No. 159 ID: c2d37c
>>154

RichardAwesome

Planet: Druidia G3(8,66)
>> No. 160 ID: 041ac5
>>154
FantasyAddict

TARDIS
G3, (65,11) Building an embassy when I can
>> No. 161 ID: e0fd9b
At the moment I've got seven fighters processing, and I plan to soon have a missile silo.
>> No. 162 ID: c2d37c
I have plans for battleships and a rank 4 builder for them... Just need one more rank, but I've been concentrating on upping my metal supply input so I can build battleships when I get the resources.
>> No. 163 ID: a3029f
hey sechs if the legion beats him into submission do we all get the picture?
>> No. 164 ID: f667f2
>>163

Yes.
>> No. 174 ID: 01b0e5
I should be ready to invade in about three days
>> No. 175 ID: c2d37c
Battleships in construction...
>> No. 176 ID: 01b0e5
Just got my level 5 Shipyard, Will start construction tomorrow when I have full resources
>> No. 177 ID: 01b0e5
Somebody really should scout this planet before invading so we don't kill ourselves on his defenses.
>> No. 178 ID: c2d37c
>>177

...Good point. I was too distracted by the promise of boobs to think good strategy.

I really wish research points would go faster though. :(
>> No. 179 ID: 7f9e97
>>178

Yeah, that's the big pain in the ass. Hell, that's one of the primary reasons to expand to other planets, so you can build more research buildings and get them working together.
>> No. 180 ID: c2d37c
>>179

Pardon my ignorance, but how do you expand?
>> No. 181 ID: 01b0e5
>>180
You need a level 5 Embassy to build a Colonization center. That much I know...
>> No. 182 ID: 01b0e5
>>178
Well we know he's a Xen, and has 7 planets, and PVPs. So he probably has a lot more ships than we can muster at this time, If we're lucky we'll catch him while he's rading some other poor sap, but otherwise he'll probably be able to wreck our shit, He'll probably have planetary defenses as well.
>> No. 183 ID: c2d37c
>>182

Sounds like we got our work cut out for us. If he's not in a group, I think we can handle him well if we all did a synchronized attack.
>> No. 184 ID: 01b0e5
>>183
One more thing, he's about 52 tanks outside of my attack range, So it seems that I'm at least a few months away from actually attacking this guy...Crap.
>> No. 185 ID: c2d37c
The Empress will not be please by our apparent lack of progress...
>> No. 186 ID: 041ac5
Just realized how the science center works, damn I feel noobish
>> No. 187 ID: aff7c1
Sad truth is, six planets makes a hell of a lot of resources, and this guy probably has a fair amount of flak batteries missiles and whatnot.

If we want to slam this guy we're going to have to definitely spend most of this month and next building up a large enough force. While we're doing this you guys will want to expand, something like three planets will do to cover resources.
>> No. 188 ID: a3029f
im still on my home planet
>> No. 189 ID: 01b0e5
>>188
Same here, but worry not. We just need to revise our strategy. Here's some tips that I have from a cursory look at the system and timing:
1)We must keep our plans secret from this heathen. No threats, no warnings, not even a probe or preliminary strike. He will not know what hit him.
2) Do not make impulse decisions, keep your resources high, and if your current fleet is not invading an uninhabited planet or mining an asteroid, it's not doing its job.
3) Your mine levels should be around 6 or 7 at this point, that should get you close to one resource in each every 6 seconds and fill up a level one storage from empty in about a day, for our purposes, that's plenty.
5) Fuel is important for range, so tankers are required if you're in a different quadrant of the galaxy from the target.
6) Be patient. I know we all want to achieve our goal, but rash action will get us nowhere, and only alert our target of our presence as well as cause him to launch a counter offencive with far superior technology and numbers.

From what I can gather, this "Stexra" is an offensive player(in every sense). He's also one of the higher ranking members in the 31st raking league. Not someone to take lightly. But perhaps we can overwhelm him with our determination, focus, and relentlessness.
>> No. 190 ID: 1ee6ad
>>188
Same.

To make matters worse I spent a good chunk of my civilian research already.

>>189
>But perhaps we can overwhelm him with our determination, focus, and relentlessness.

Yeah, makes me think that this probably won't work too well.
>> No. 191 ID: 01b0e5
>>190
>>Yeah, makes me think that this probably won't work too well.
Probably, sorry Sechs looks like you won't be getting any revenge this time around...Perhaps there is another task you could have for us.
>> No. 192 ID: e0fd9b
Missiles are always a good idea. And at least he won't have noob protection.
>> No. 194 ID: 80ecc9
Heh, reminds me of the futility of fighting Kemper on evony. Yes, some people actually do sign up, and no it isn't for the boobies. Although I'd like hers as the _____ prize for losing if you catch my drift.

Basically you're offered a bonus if you pay them $30 at set intervals and during holidays. She has made every payment since the server started, she started on the first day, and pretty much purchased her way to owning 7 cities within the first two days, while everyone else waffled about how many of the 'bonuses' they should pick up, and is about 2 million 'prestige' points (8-8.5) and 15 million soldiers ahead of everyone else. She feeds them by smashing into the ground everyone under a million pres. Has never stopped producing soldiers, has never had a starvation event, has never had a riot. Has only lost a single city due to attacking and defeating a 90-person alliance single-handedly and throwing them out of their home territory. (The two next most powerful used that opportunity to throw everything they had at the city, then burned it to the ground.)
basically goes to show why pay-to-play where the paid items are power bonuses is a bad thing, especially to some psycho twat with a bottomless credit card. I just plain ragequit at that point when in order to exact their vengeance all the top players began mimicking her rise to power, cuz I knew what was coming. And all the while that smug little chink bastard who started it up with funds from farming gold in WoW rubs his hands like Montgomery Burns watching the money fall in.

And this beast has 138 servers currently. Now imagine how much money they've made if even only the top 10 or 20 follow this through each time.
To let you know how ridiculous this evony thing is, they send you packages on halloween, christmas, and new year's. Guess how much you have to pay (yes, PAY) to open your presents. If you guessed $30, you've been paying attention, pat yerself on the back!
The only two packages I bought were special one-time $5 offers due to forum happenings. Skillful and shrewd playing got me to 1.3 million pres in two months with only a $10 investment (and which they wouldn't have gotten if their medal drop rates weren't so horrible) so yes, if you're lucky enough to get the medals you need (as what you get is also randomly determined, dammit), then you CAN be successful and powerful. But, that is not the business model these things are founded upon, and whenever people on your server stumble upon that realization, and the irrational competition bug bites them, you'll be left in the dust as they gobble up bonus package after bonus package. Basically, their idea to have a brand spanking new 'bonus package' to add to the million other bonus packages they have every week just rewards assholes with deep pockets, and goon squad style tactics just won't beat those who can buy their way out of the hole.
Don't mind me, just assuming it works that way since a lot of the lingo sounds that way
>> No. 196 ID: 01b0e5
Wait a second...bionic blast missiles...MUST RESEARCH FOR THE GREATER GOOD! that is our key to victory my friends...that is where we will succeed.
>> No. 197 ID: f667f2
>>196

Those just destroy unprotected zeks or destroy orbiting zekkons. They sadly don't do anything very special to Xen otherwise.
>> No. 198 ID: 01b0e5
>>197
Well...that is considerably not as good as I susspected, back to the drawing board I guess.
>> No. 199 ID: aff7c1
>>197
What should be build in the way of ships? I'm starting to research military.
>> No. 200 ID: 01b0e5
>>199
Battleships and destroyers are the first things that you'll be able to build (at Level 5). Fuel and Tank Capacity are important as well.
>> No. 201 ID: 1a72d3
>>96
Does this guy have any places that he gets his resources from, or facilities ? if he does then try taking them out to make things a bit uncomfortable. if he does have a small support fleet then those are a thing to be taken out as well when the chance arises so this guy can't call for back up when you go to beat him up.
>> No. 207 ID: 41edaa
>>197
>unprotected zeks
I hope I'm not the only one that laughed.
>> No. 208 ID: c2d37c
>>207

...I smiled.
>> No. 217 ID: 01b0e5
Tomorrow my embassy will be level 10, the day after I will be able to build my first drop ship, I don't know how long it will take after that before my Expansion points let me colonize another world, but I'll be ready.
>> No. 218 ID: 01b0e5
AGH! some asshole attacked me out of nowhere with 140 Battleships setting production back quite a bit.
>> No. 219 ID: aff7c1
>>218
Jesus christ, this guy's rank is 468.
>> No. 220 ID: faba05
>>218
Yeah, I saw that..

I only has one battleship as well :(

I can give you some resources if you need them to help rebuild though
>> No. 221 ID: 01b0e5
>>220
Nah, I'll be up again in an hour anyways, and plenty of debris to recycle left over.

I want to handle this diplomatically first. I think he attacked me because we happened to harvest a comet in his airspace and decided to retaliate or something.
>> No. 225 ID: e0fd9b
I got raided by some asshole on 3,65.

Planet Gallifrey, owned by Ghostrider.

I want to hurt that bitch now.
>> No. 226 ID: 5cce95
>>225

I've noticed there seem to be between four and ninety thousand Gallifreys.
>> No. 227 ID: d24262
>>226
Makes me wish I could find my screenshot of the new doctor who doing coolface...
Problem, Gallifrey?
>> No. 228 ID: 01b0e5
just 7000 crystal and 3000 duterium, and I'll be on my way to my first dropship!
>> No. 229 ID: 460e39
>>225
>>227
From our League News:

>Ghostrider from Redbull has offered our league a non-aggression pact. 02/12/10 01:12:45 PM

LACK! Accept it
>> No. 230 ID: 460e39
>>229
Nevermind, I just did :p
>> No. 231 ID: 4499eb
>>228

Usually in those cases, where I just need to make up minor shortfalls (or at least reduce the amount of hours it would take me to get them), I head to my merchants. Chances are you'll probably have at least a slight excess of one of the resources you DON'T need more of, and you can always at the least check to see if someone in range of you is doing a 1:1 trade.
>> No. 232 ID: 01b0e5
>>231
Sadly, the requirements are a bit close in all requirements to trade for it.
In other news my entire solar system just opened up due to newb inactivity! and it's 7 planet (8 if you count the one gas giant) system, My current goal is small scale conquoring of this system...because it's possible with enough time.
>> No. 233 ID: 7f9e97
>>232

Yeah, I'm planning on getting every planet in my system (except the one that I can't). Just because I can.

(Besides, it will make any moving resources between them a short, easy task, and thus make it a lot easier once I DO decide to spread out... I'll probably head for the far corner of the galaxy, then.)
>> No. 234 ID: e0fd9b
>>229
If he raids me again I'm going full-on aggressive against him. No raids, just attacks.
>> No. 235 ID: ec2d9d
>>232
>>233
Yup same here, there's just one planet actually inhabited, and Im guessing he/she'll be gone soon enough
>> No. 236 ID: f54d81
Aw man, this is some fun reading material right here. I feel like I stumbled onto some private network used by top authorities during wartime. I think I'll stick around with some popcorn and crackers...
Carry on!
>> No. 237 ID: e5925c
Can I just get boobs for my troubles?
>> No. 238 ID: 01b0e5
>>237
No, we must earn our boobs. Like Americans!
>> No. 239 ID: c2d37c
>>238

That's not what public school taught me.
>> No. 240 ID: 28dd05
Ghostrider and his league have been dealt with, we have a non-aggression pact signed by Rags so no counter hits on him...yet please.

Also this fucktard hitting Sechs is pretty fucking strong and has a massive league to back him, so it's going to take some time before we can actually strike back.

I see he's Xen. Sechs what's your planet's coords, etc and what kind of fleet is he nailing you with?
>> No. 241 ID: 726bd6
I could help I guess :o
Will it be clothed boobs or bare boobs?
>> No. 242 ID: 28dd05
>>241
Meh who cares? I'm here to leave a trail of debris in my wake.
>> No. 243 ID: aff7c1
http://u1.imperion.org/userProfile/index/126228
Just saw this after looking through the statistics.

Soon as it's Saturday I can finally build a fucking dropship and expand
>> No. 244 ID: 46316b
>>243
same here...just have to research expansion studies
>> No. 274 ID: 7f9e97
Ah, just expanded to my third planet.

Feels good, man.
>> No. 276 ID: 01b0e5
Just got destroyers.
>> No. 312 ID: e0fd9b
If you want me to I can keep building missiles and launch them incessantly.
>> No. 314 ID: 569fbc
the time of invasion draws near. I would like to get bombers first though, which means a lot of research...but my fleet is 20 battleships and 20 destroyers strong and slowly growing
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