Seriously, goddammit, enough with this. If something starts sinking to the back pages, one bump. If there are three bumps in a row, no more bumping it, wait for it to idle out and make a new one.

And stop endlessly whining "I still need this! I still need this!" Look, if no one's answered the request, we can fucking see that no one's answered the request, and you need to stop mewling like a hungry kitten for it or I'm going to tie you up in a bag and toss it in the river. (IE, excessive requesting will result in a ban.)

I try not to nag, I haven't even pestered anyone to actually be polite and say "thank you" lately, and clearly my lenience has fostered retardation. Stop acting like fchanners or I'll pull out the iron fist and the banhammer it's holding, dammit.